Re: Life's Great Mysteries.
If love truly conquers all, why is the divorce rate so high?
Who do clowns go to see to make them laugh?
In sci-fi movies, why do most people from other planets seem to speak English?
Where do all of your lost socks go? Do they have a secret meeting place? Are they plotting to destroy all humans for the indignities we have caused them?
Why is Paris Hilton famous?
How does David Arquette keep getting acting roles? How did he get to marry Courtney Cox? Did he drug her?
I wave my private parts at your aunties, you heaving lot of second-hand electric donkey bottom biters.