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Old 06-30-2011, 03:02 PM   #1
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Default HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES

HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES:

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the
first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with
good-looking strippers! What the hell!! They don't even
serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and
get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course,
every businessman in this country would start flying again,
hoping to see naked women. Because of the tips, female
flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even
more money.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of
seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching
halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win- win situation if we handle it
right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an
asset.

Why didn't Bush or Obama think of this? Why do I still have
to do everything myself?

Sincerely,

Bill Clinton
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