Thumper was a pretty good teacher. Afterall, we've learned that if you're a male over 40, live in your parents' basement and play on the computer all day
... well, people are going to call you things such as (but not limited to): "asshat
" , "dumper
" and "loser
Hopefully, this lifetime ban will be motivation for "asshat" to walk up those stairs, exit the dark, dreary cellar, go outside and maybe take a walk. Maybe shower, shave, put on some clean clothes and see if there are any ladies down at the local library you could share a thesaurus with. It beats sitting in that basement doing nothing but
all day long.