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Old 09-17-2011, 05:02 PM   #1
Brett Cottrell
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Default Steelers Grunge Song: Smells Like Team Spirit



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After the Steelers beat the Seahawks to win Super Bowl XL they went on to win another title, while the Seahawks went on to Jim Mora and Pete Carroll. So I present Seattle fans this lullaby that will help them cry themselves to sleep in their lattes.

The Steelers Grunge Song:
Smells Like Team Spirit


Load up on Starbucks,
Seahawk fans
You like to lose and then pretend
That you can’t get a penalty
Birds revising history.
Oh no. You lost, the Super Bowl…
Oh no, oh no, oh no oh no…

When the flag’s out, you’re not dangerous
Penalties are, just so heinous!
Locklear’s holding was contagious.
But your whining, entertains us!
A Mike Holmgren, A Pete Carroll
You’d do better, with Will Ferrell
Yay!

D. Jack’s worst at what he does best,
Like pushing off Chris Hope’s chest.
Steven’s fumble, was the worst call
But Steelers don’t complain at all!
Oh no. You lost, the Super Bowl…
Oh no, oh no, oh no oh no…

When the flag’s out, you’re not dangerous
Penalties are, just so heinous!
Locklear’s holding was contagious
Your whining, entertains us!
A Mike Holmgren, A Pete Carroll
You’d do better, with Will Ferrell
Yay!

And I forget just why I laugh
Oh yeah six rings make me smile.
You whine a lot, a lot of whine,
Oh well whatever nevermind.
Oh no. You lost, the Super Bowl…
Oh no, oh no, oh no oh no…

When the flag’s out, you’re not dangerous
Penalties are, just so heinous!
Your whining, entertains us.
Pete Carroll, L.A.’s vainest!
A Mike Holmgren, A Pete Carroll
You’d do better, with Will Ferrell
Yay!
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