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Old 09-29-2011, 12:21 PM   #1
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Default Tico the Steeler Dog's Week 4 Predictions

Tico the Steeler Dog’s Week 4 Predictions

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Pittsburgh Steelers at Houston Texans
Texas is dumb and has big hair. Can we give it back? Steelers by 5.

Detroit Lions at Dallas Cowboys
Jerry Jones’s face lift makes me hate him. Donkey Kong Suh and Megatron by 10.

Denver Broncos at Green Bay Packers
John Elway’s teeth scare me. They block out the sun. Packers by 13.

Carolina Panthers at Chicago Bears
Cats are made of fluffy meat. Urlacher likes fluffy meat. Bears by 14.

Miami Dolphins at Sand Diego Chargers
In the NBA Norv Turner is pronounced “Don Nelson.” Bolts by 7.

Tennessee Titans at Cleveland
Mike Holmgren’s mustache filters krill and Peyton Hillis’s fumbles. Munchak’s munchkins by 7.

Minnesota Vikings at Kansas City Chiefs
If this craptastic game is televised in your viewing area, move.

Washington Redskins at St. Louis Rams
The Redskins’ ketchup and mustard uniforms remind me of hot dogs. I like hot dogs. Capital Condiments by 4.

New Orleans Saints at Jacksonville Jaguars
Jacksonville has a football team? When did this happen? Saints by 20.

San Francisco Forty-Niners at Philadelphia Eagles
I shared a kennel at the Washington Area Rescue League with some of Mike Vick’s dogs. Rice-a-Roni by 456,222.

New York Giants at Arizona Cardinals
Frauds. Truth in Advertising: The Phoenix Strip Malls beat the Wall Street Pirates by 12.

Atlanta Falcons at Seattle Seahawks
Birds of a loser-feather flock together. Then I eat them. Seahawks by 2.

New England Patriots at Oakland Raiders
Cheaters never prosper, and sometimes they blow 21 point leads to the Bills. Raiders by 14. (Red Sox are back to their loser ways. All is right in Beantown.)

New York Jets at Baltimore Ravens
Coach Ryan’s wife’s feet kick the game-winning field goal in fetish time.

Indianapolis Colts at Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Radio Raheem and his young pups do what the Steelers couldn’t do – win convincingly when they should. Bucs by 20.
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