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Old 01-26-2012, 08:00 AM   #30
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Default Re: Roger Goodell gets five-year contract extension through 2018 season

THE FUTURE GNFL (GODdell National Football League)

Rome 73 Madrid 68
Tokyo 101 London 98
etc, etc.

The QB cannot be touched on any play. He will be given as much time as needed to complete or not complete his pass attempt.

Rich Mckay head of the competition committee will be allowed to make any rule changes he feels
necessary to help his Atlanta Falcons win a playoff game including having no one play defense
when his offense is on the field.

If voted in players to the pro bowl are unable to participate, alternates no matter how undeserving will be selected to play as an allstar. If the alternates are unavailable then practice squad players will take their place on the pro bowl roster.

The New GNFL National Anthem will include Roger GODdell's name mentioned at least 3 times.

Anyone booing Roger GODdell at the draft, will be executed in public as a malcontent and traitor to his God.

Any player speaking out against GODdell and the GNFL will have his tongue removed and his team will be disqualified from winning the super bowl.

Rich Mckay's Atlanta Falcons will be given a Super Bowl trophy for Mckay's advancement of the game.

The First Super Bowl held in Mogadishu, Somalia (an untapped market according to GODdell)

Here is wisdom. Let him that has understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred and Sixty six. (Revelation 13:17-18)
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