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Old 06-10-2006, 10:53 PM   #1
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I was in our brand new Super Wal-Mart the other day and got lost. I walked up to a lovely young woman and said, "I've lost my wife in here somewhere. Can you talk to me a couple of minutes?"

The woman looks puzzled. "Why talk to me?" she asks.

"Because every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere."
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Old 06-11-2006, 12:55 AM   #2
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LMAO
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And yet, another good one!
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There seems to be an epidemic of that...
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I was in our brand new Super Wal-Mart the other day and got lost. I walked up to a lovely young woman and said, "I've lost my wife in here somewhere. Can you talk to me a couple of minutes?"

The woman looks puzzled. "Why talk to me?" she asks.

"Because every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere."

Whoa! Been there....two years later and I STILL know better than to talk to the hot single lady across the road...
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LMAO!
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LOL. Nice Work Lyn.
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