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Old 06-09-2006, 01:27 PM   #1
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Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman.

The priest ask, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?
Yes, Father it is.

And who was the woman you were with?
I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation.

Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may as well tell me now.

Was it Tina Minetti?
I cannot say.

Was it Teresa Volpe?
I'll never tell.

Was it Nina Capeli?
I'm sorry but I cannot name her.

Was it Cathy Piriano?
My lips are sealed.

Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?
Please, Father, I cannot tell you.

The priest sighs in frustration. You're very tight lipped, Johnny Parisi and I admire that.

But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot attend church services for 4 months.
Now you go and behave yourself.

Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and whispers, What'd you get?

Four months vacation and five good leads.
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Old 06-09-2006, 01:28 PM   #2
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That was good.
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Old 06-09-2006, 04:50 PM   #3
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I've heard that jokes plenty of times, and it never gets old!
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Old 06-11-2006, 09:35 PM   #4
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I never happen to hear it before! LOL
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LMAO! Sounds familiar!
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LMAO!!..........That was good!!
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