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Old 09-12-2013, 07:36 PM   #1
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Default Tico the Steeler Dog's Week 2 Picks


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Steelers at Bengals: The Bengals are going to get an ugly whuppin. Still, it'll be the best looking thing in Cincinnati. They should thank us. Give us a key to the city or something. Steelers by 10.

Broncos at Giants: Last week the Giants gave away more balls than the Rocky Mountain Oyster Tasty Fest. Broncos by 10.

Titans at Texans: The Titans' logo looks like a hyperspace snot rocket. Given the choice between space sneeze and Texans, I'll take the snot. Titans by two.



Panthers at Bills: Bills season tickets should come with a Zoloft prescription. Panthers by 14.

Jets at Patriots: The Patriots have no receivers, no tight ends, no running backs and no defense. They have 99 problems, but the Jets ain't one. Pats by 20.

Rams at Falcons: The Millennium Falcon, Maltese Falcon and Falcon Crest have as many championships as the Atlanta Falcons, and they don't even play football. Rams by 10.

Vikings at Bears: What do Erik the Red, Leif Erikson and Adrian Peterson have in common? They're all powerful Vikings with no air attack. Bears by 10.

Redskins at Packers: The Redskins uniforms make me hungry for Der Wienerschnitzel. Redskins by 3.



Dolphins at Colts: The Colts are like Disneyland. Everybody tells you it's fun, and it looks like a good time, but when you get there you realize it's crap. Mahi Mahi by 10.

Cowboys at Chiefs: What's the difference between Texas and Jerry Jones's head. One's a huge expanse of hot air, barren spaces and empty wastelands. The other is a state. Chiefs by 5.

Browns at Ravens: Baltimore's best defense is the Browns offense. Ravens by 30.

Chargers at Eagles: I shared a kennel at the Washington Animal Rescue League with some of Mike Vick’s dogs. Chargers by 456,222.

Lions at Cardinals: If Donkey Kong Suh gets chemical weapons, we're all toast. Cardinals by 8.

Saints at Buccaneers: I went to Florida once. It was full of old, slow-moving people who ran into each other and complained a lot. And that was just the Bucs' offense. Saints by 14.

49ers at Seahawks: Does it rain antifreeze in Seattle or are the Seahawks uniforms really that ugly? 49ers by 5.

Jaguars at Raiders: This will be the worst thing on television since The Star Wars Ewok Adventures. If this game is on in your viewing area, move. NFL fans lose by 20.
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Thanks Tico! The Raiders and Jaguars one is awesome!
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