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Old 06-26-2006, 06:49 AM   #1
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Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that
they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's
Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "will God
get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"

Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would
get mad.

Who do you want to give a Valentine to?" "Osama Bin Laden," she says.
"Why Osama Bin Laden," her father asks in shock.
"Well," she says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish girl
could have enough love to give Osama a Valentine, he might start to think
that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit.
And if other kids saw what I did and sent Valentines to Osama, he'd
love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to
tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone
anymore."

Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with new found
pride.

"Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."
"I know," Melissa says, "and once that gets him out in the open, then we could shoot the ****er."
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Old 06-26-2006, 02:17 PM   #2
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Melissa is one smart gal!
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Old 06-26-2006, 02:27 PM   #3
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Melissa!!...YOU GO GIRL!!!
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Old 06-29-2006, 09:17 AM   #4
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Send him the cards. LMAO
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Old 06-29-2006, 07:59 PM   #5
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Cute kid.
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Old 06-29-2006, 08:09 PM   #6
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LOL I like the way she thinks!~
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Old 06-29-2006, 08:35 PM   #7
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I cant stop laughing!!!!
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Old 06-30-2006, 03:47 PM   #8
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Way to go Melissa.
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Real American and a patriot.
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Old 06-30-2006, 09:47 PM   #10
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Melissa, I wish I knew you.
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