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Old 11-30-2013, 11:39 PM   #1
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Default Top Scientist: Humans Emerged After Chimpanzee Had Sex With Pig

Sucks if your muslim and your made of pork.

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One of the world’s leading authorities on genetics says the human race was born into existence after a chimpanzee mated with a pig.

Dr. Eugene McCarthy’s stunning claims were made in an online article, although it was not clear when the startling findings was initially published.

According to the University of Georgia scientist, while human beings share a number of characteristics with chimpanzees, there are others that don’t correspond with the primates.

“What is this other animal that has all these traits? The answer is Sus scrofa – the ordinary pig,” he wrote.

“The tentative scenario that I picture is that human beings came into being via hybridization between a pig, whose best modern representative is Sus scrofa, and an ape, best represented today by the pygmy chimpanzee, Pan paniscus,” he added.

McCarthy’s claims even initially stunned him.

“I must admit that I initially felt a certain amount of repugnance at the idea of being a hybrid,” he stated. “The image of a pig mating with an ape is not a pretty one, nor is that of a horde of monstrous half-humans breeding in a hybrid swarm.”

“But the way we came to be is not so important as the fact that we now exist,” he concluded. “As every Machiavellian knows, good things can emerge from ugly processes, and I think the human race is a very good thing.
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Well I always knew this applied to Buddha, but all of us? How disconcerting.
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I always thought Buddha had a little Choco-o-lot in him.

("Chocolate Box" being a metaphor, of course)

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Well I always knew this applied to Buddha, but all of us? How disconcerting.
Not you. Here's your genetic ancestors.





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so mrs garrison wasnt very far off

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