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Old 01-17-2014, 06:27 PM   #1
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Default Kellen Winslow, Jr. Is Not A Role Model



Jets Tight End Kellen Winslow Says He Was Looking for Boston Market, Not Masturbating in His Car, While High on Synthetic Weed

The November arrest of Jets tight end Kellen Winslow was already absurd — he was caught with synthetic marijuana in the parking lot of a New Jersey Target at 5:30 p.m. — but it just became a classic of the genre. According to the police report obtained by NJ.com, the witness who called 911 allegedly observed Winslow masturbating in his Cadillac Escalade:

As she exited her vehicle, she commented to the male regarding how cold it was. As she stood near the open driver side window of the Escalade, she observed the males [sic] erect penis. She stated that she believed he was masturbating.

The details get better from there:
"When the cop asked Winslow what he was doing, Winslow allegedly said he was looking for Boston Market but was lost."
The reporting officer observed "two open containers of Vaseline on his center console."
Plus: "plastic bags marked 'Mr. Happy' and empty plastic containers of 'Funky Monkey' scattered throughout the vehicle."
Winslow pleaded guilty last week to the dumb drug part (not the gross stuff). From his self-proclaimed "Master at Public Relations, Crisis Management and Branding," a.k.a. "a Pitbull in a skirt":




http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer...on-market.html
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Default Re: Kellen Winslow, Jr. Is Not A Role Model

isn't this the guy that once said he was better than Tony Gonzalez?
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Default Re: Kellen Winslow, Jr. Is Not A Role Model

Charles Barkley makes fun of Kellen Winslow's arrest:

During a highlight reel on Inside the NBA on Monday, Barkley made a joke at Winslow's expense.

After Golden State's Klay Thompson knocked down a 3-pointer in the highlight, Barkley had this to say, "That boy can stroke it. That boy can really stroke it right there. I'm going to take him to Target."

Host Ernie Johnson replied with, "Man, you ain't right."

Shaquille O'Neal took another route, he offered Barkley some advice, "Make sure nobody sees you. Make sure you roll the windows up," O'Neal said.




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