Nice greeter...

BlacknGold Bleeder · 07-12-2006, 11:28 PM

As I was retrieving a shopping cart in Wal-Mart yesterday a particularly
>>unkempt, unattractive and mean spirited woman who actually reeked of
>>body odor pushed me aside. Shoving past me, the woman snarled at her
>>kids, almost knocking another older lady down, grabbed the first cart
>>and swung it around, hitting an older man working there as a Wal-Mart
>>Greeter.
>>
>>As she pulled the cart away from the Greeter's stomach, in a kind and
>>friendly voice the Greeter said, while gesturing towards the two
>>children, "Are they twins?"
>>
>>Glaring at him she snapped back saying, "No you old fool, the brat's 9
>>and the little witch is 7, are you so blind you think they look
>>alike?"
>>
>>"No," calmly replied the Greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid
>>twice".

"To remain silent when one should protest makes cowards of men"...thomas jefferson

SteelShooter · 07-13-2006, 12:30 AM

Awesome!

floodcitygirl · 07-13-2006, 08:34 AM

I worked at a retirement community for a short time a long time ago.....no doubt but that those little old guys can definately get spunky! Good one!

BlackNGold203 · 07-13-2006, 09:05 AM

LMAO....outstanding!!!!

SteelersMongol · 07-14-2006, 09:34 PM

LOL

I HATE MEAN PEOPLE! Life is too short to live pissed.

07-12-2006, 11:28 PM	#1
BlacknGold Bleeder Team Captain Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Center of the STEELER NATION !! Posts: 839 Gender: Male Member Number: 1254 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Nice greeter... As I was retrieving a shopping cart in Wal-Mart yesterday a particularly >>unkempt, unattractive and mean spirited woman who actually reeked of >>body odor pushed me aside. Shoving past me, the woman snarled at her >>kids, almost knocking another older lady down, grabbed the first cart >>and swung it around, hitting an older man working there as a Wal-Mart >>Greeter. >> >>As she pulled the cart away from the Greeter's stomach, in a kind and >>friendly voice the Greeter said, while gesturing towards the two >>children, "Are they twins?" >> >>Glaring at him she snapped back saying, "No you old fool, the brat's 9 >>and the little witch is 7, are you so blind you think they look >>alike?" >> >>"No," calmly replied the Greeter, "I just couldn't believe you got laid >>twice". "To remain silent when one should protest makes cowards of men"...thomas jefferson __________________

07-13-2006, 12:30 AM	#2
SteelShooter Team President Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Stationed with Navy in Stennis Space Center, MS. Posts: 2,324 Gender: Male Member Number: 2156 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Nice greeter... Awesome! __________________ "Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." -Ambrose Redmoon.

07-13-2006, 08:34 AM	#3
floodcitygirl Team Owner Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Cincinnati, Ohio Posts: 2,751 Member Number: 1784 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Nice greeter... I worked at a retirement community for a short time a long time ago.....no doubt but that those little old guys can definately get spunky! Good one!

07-13-2006, 09:05 AM	#4
BlackNGold203 Team President Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Butler, PA Posts: 2,193 Gender: Male Member Number: 1217 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Nice greeter... LMAO....outstanding!!!! __________________

07-14-2006, 09:34 PM	#5
SteelersMongol Living Legend Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Ulaanbaatar, MONGOLIA Posts: 4,083 Gender: Male Member Number: 2401 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Nice greeter... LOL I HATE MEAN PEOPLE! Life is too short to live pissed. __________________

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