Pinocchio and Splinters

lamberts-lost-tooth · 07-16-2006, 05:47 AM

One day Pinocchio came to Gepetto with a problem.
"Every time I have sex with my girlfriend, she gets splinters. What can I do about this?"

"Have you tried sandpaper?" Pinocchio hadn't, so he went to try it.

"Pinnochio," said Gepetto a few weeks later. "How is the problem work out with your

"Girlfriend?" said Pinnochio. "Who needs a girlfriend when you have sandpaper?"

SteelersMongol · 07-16-2006, 11:28 AM

My God.

This is wrong.

Lyn · 07-16-2006, 07:47 PM

Cute LOL:)

section514 · 07-16-2006, 09:55 PM

i prefer sex if you ask me, lol

07-16-2006, 05:47 AM	#1
lamberts-lost-tooth Banned Join Date: May 2006 Location: Midwest Posts: 10,829 Gender: Male Member Number: 2363 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Pinocchio and Splinters One day Pinocchio came to Gepetto with a problem. "Every time I have sex with my girlfriend, she gets splinters. What can I do about this?" "Have you tried sandpaper?" Pinocchio hadn't, so he went to try it. "Pinnochio," said Gepetto a few weeks later. "How is the problem work out with your "Girlfriend?" said Pinnochio. "Who needs a girlfriend when you have sandpaper?"

07-16-2006, 11:28 AM	#2
SteelersMongol Living Legend Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Ulaanbaatar, MONGOLIA Posts: 4,083 Gender: Male Member Number: 2401 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Pinocchio and Splinters My God. This is wrong. __________________

07-16-2006, 07:47 PM	#3
Lyn Banned Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,774 Member Number: 304 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Pinocchio and Splinters Cute LOL:)

07-16-2006, 09:55 PM	#4
section514 Assistant Coach Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: dA bURGH Posts: 1,330 Gender: Male Member Number: 1401 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Pinocchio and Splinters i prefer sex if you ask me, lol __________________ http://madeyoulook.spreadshirt.com

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