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Old 03-06-2014, 09:34 PM   #1
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Default Greatest Criminal Defense Lawyer Ad Ever!

This is not The Onion - and he is from Pittsburgh

Is this the greatest lawyer ad in the history of lawyer ads? Why yes, yes it is. Let us count the ways in which this advertisement for the services of Pittsburgh criminal defense attorney Daniel Muessig the best thing we have ever seen.

1) The white dude with the amazing braids.

2) The glowing buzzing neon text that tells you he is a real defense attorney

3) The screaming eagle that flies across the US flag when he tells you we were built on freedom.

4) The tanks flanking his misspelling of “committed.”

5) The fact that he will defend you for “funny throwback crimes” like moonshining.

6) “Pay me now, thank me later.”

But by far and away, the very best part of this ad is the end, when he spins a dreidel and says “Did I mention I’m Jewish?”




http://happynicetimepeople.com/danie...g-criminal-ad/

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Why do you claim to be from Atlanta on SF? Thank you Dan
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Why do you claim to be from Atlanta on SF? Thank you Dan
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