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Old 07-21-2006, 11:26 AM   #1
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Default The Perfect Husband

Several men are in the changing room of a golf club.
A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the
hands free speaker-function and began to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this
beautiful leather coat.

It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership
and saw the new 2005
models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$70,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the
options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house
I wanted last year is
back on the market. They're asking $950,000"

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of
900,000. They will
probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50
thousand. It really is a
pretty good price."

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so
much!!"

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room
are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....

He smiles and asks:

"Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
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Old 07-21-2006, 11:43 AM   #2
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LMAO....NICE!!!
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Old 07-21-2006, 01:13 PM   #3
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LOL that is soooooo funny OMG that is funny.
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