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Old 03-19-2014, 04:42 PM   #11
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Default Re: From the "No Sh!t Sherlock" files

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If he has to sit, you must acquit.

i tried this defense to get out of a speeding ticket. it didn't work.

cop - "sir i pulled you over for doing 46 in a 35"
me - " i was doing the same speed as the cars in front of me, why didn't you stop them ?"
cop - " license and registration please"
me - "fucking pig" (when he went back to his car) ...i told his ass
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i tried this defense to get out of a speeding ticket. it didn't work.

cop - "sir i pulled you over for doing 46 in a 35"
me - " i was doing the same speed as the cars in front of me, why didn't you stop them ?"
cop - " license and registration please"
me - "fucking pig" (when he went back to his car) ...i told his ass





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you would make a great defense attorney..

" ladies and gentlemen of the jury , keep in mind all the people that have committed armed robbery that weren't caught and didn't go to jail. is my client guilty ? well hell yeah he is. his only mistake was getting caught. i ask you ladies and gentlemen.... is it really fair and just to punish him just because he got caught ? if you can't punish them all than none should be punished. "
I've had people tell me that I'd be a great defense attorney.

I'd like to think that's because I make cogent and factual arguments or that I tug at people's heartstrings and force them to look inward and search for the truth.

But in reality, I think it has more to do with the fact that I can sometimes be such a long-winded pain in the ass that judges and juries would rather just let me win so I'd shut up and leave the courtroom.

(always play to your strength!)


But thanks for the thought!
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Well, someone has to say it ~

James Harrison will be fined for this.
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BB is the lowest of scum that ever took breath in the NFL. I'm sure lots of teams do play around with injury reports but if the there is anyway to cheat, deceit, or manipulate things BB will be first in line. pats* fans just don't get it either. They put petitions online because Eli was "in the grasp" and want a Super Bowl game overturned. Yet they can't fathom how taping in game and relaying the info into the players would at all benefit a team in an AFC Championship game. The clock is ticking in NE, it will be fun to watch them when it's done.
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BB is the lowest of scum that ever took breath in the NFL. I'm sure lots of teams do play around with injury reports but if the there is anyway to cheat, deceit, or manipulate things BB will be first in line. pats* fans just don't get it either. They put petitions online because Eli was "in the grasp" and want a Super Bowl game overturned. Yet they can't fathom how taping in game and relaying the info into the players would at all benefit a team in an AFC Championship game. The clock is ticking in NE, it will be fun to watch them when it's done.

When George Allen was coaching the Redskins way back in the early '70's, he was famous for hiring Pinkerton Guards and posting them on the perimeter of his practice facility for the expressed purpose of preventing other coaches from filming his practices.

So the idea of spying on other teams and recording their activities existed long before Belichick ever did it.

I'm not suggesting that it's right -- just that it's nothing that hasn't been done before.
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