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Old 07-27-2006, 11:51 PM   #1
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Default The Pope Visits Alaska

The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the mountains of
Alaska for some sight-seeing. He was cruising along the campground in the Pope
mobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods.
Ahelpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a "Save the Whales" hat, and
a"To Hell with Bush" T-shirt, was screaming while struggling frantically,
thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot
Grizzly Bear.
As the Pope watched horrified, a group of Republican loggers came
racing up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the bear's chest... The
other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Democrat from
the bear's grasp. Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off
the bear and two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other
tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.
As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "I
give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard there
was a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic Environmental
activists but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true."
As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies "Who was that guy?"
"It was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with heaven and has access to all wisdom."
"Well," the logger said, "He may have access to all wisdom but he sure doesn't know anything about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait holding up, or do we need to go back to Massachusetts and snatch another one?"
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