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Old 04-24-2014, 07:47 PM   #91
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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?


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Old 04-25-2014, 08:38 PM   #92
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If a fig pluckers mate only plucks figs when the fig pluckers late, then what does the fig pluckers mate do with the plucked figs when the fig pluckers not late?

If old Mrs Ruttercutters got a rough cut punt, not a punt cut rough, but a rough cut punt, with a hole in the middle and a flag at the front, then what's the difference between a punt cut rough and a rough cut punt?
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Why is ‘abbreviated’ such a long word?
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All the lonely people, where do they all come from?

All the lonely people, where do they all belong?
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Let me understand... you've got the hen, the chicken and the rooster... the rooster goes with the chicken. So who's having sex with the hen?

You see my point here? You only hear of a hen, a rooster and a chicken---something's missing!
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Where's Jimmy Hoffa?
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Wasn't it Christopher Lloyd?
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are they spinning the towel clockwise or counter-clockwise?
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If Pluto is a dog, then what the heck is Goofy?
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