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Old 08-16-2006, 10:34 PM   #1
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Default New diet...

>I have a Golden retriever & I was
>buying a large
>bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and
>was in line to check out.
>A woman behind me asked if I
>had a dog.
>On impulse, I told her that no,
>I was starting The Purina Diet
>again, although I probably shouldn't
>because I'd ended up in the hospital
>last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds
>before I awakened in an intensive
>care ward with tubes coming out
>of most of my orifices and IVs in
>both arms.
>I told her that it was essentially a
>perfect diet and that the way that
>it works is to load your pants pockets
>with Purina nuggets and simply eat
>one or two every time you feel hungry
>& that the food is nutritionally complete
>so I was going to try it again.
>I have to mention here that practically
>everyone in the line was by now enthralled
>with my story, particularly a guy who was
>behind her.
>Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the
>hospital in that condition because I had
>been poisoned by the diet.
>I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting
>in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.
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Old 08-16-2006, 10:40 PM   #2
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Default Re: New diet...

You know I once heard a nutritionist asked if they could only have one food to eat for the rest of her life, what would she pick. She said dog food. She said it was the only single food that provided all the nutrients that we need to function.

Glad we don't have to make that choice.
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