Cinderella

lamberts-lost-tooth · 08-19-2006, 02:30 PM

***I ask you all to forgive me for this one in advance***

Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears,and promises to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions.
''First, you must wear a diaphragm. But if you're not home by 2 AM, your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin.'' Cinderella agrees, but she doesn't roll in until five in the morning, looking love-struck and very satisfied.

''Where have you been?'' demands the fairy godmother. ''Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!''

''I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything.''

''I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!''

''I can't remember, exactly. It was Peter, Peter, something or other...''

MattsMe · 08-19-2006, 05:21 PM

Black@Gold Forever32 · 08-19-2006, 05:36 PM

Oh My God That Was Freaking Great. lol

BlackNGold203 · 08-19-2006, 05:58 PM

LMAO!!!!!

OMG....LMAO

08-19-2006, 02:30 PM	#1
lamberts-lost-tooth Banned Join Date: May 2006 Location: Midwest Posts: 10,829 Gender: Male Member Number: 2363 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Cinderella *I ask you all to forgive me for this one in advance* Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy godmother appears,and promises to provide Cinderella with everything she needs to go to the ball, but only on two conditions. ''First, you must wear a diaphragm. But if you're not home by 2 AM, your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin.'' Cinderella agrees, but she doesn't roll in until five in the morning, looking love-struck and very satisfied. ''Where have you been?'' demands the fairy godmother. ''Your diaphragm was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!'' ''I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything.'' ''I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!'' ''I can't remember, exactly. It was Peter, Peter, something or other...''

08-19-2006, 05:21 PM	#2
MattsMe Team President Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: What day is it? Posts: 2,198 Gender: Male Member Number: 2044 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Cinderella

08-19-2006, 05:36 PM	#3
Black@Gold Forever32 Banned Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Michigan City, IN Posts: 3,253 Gender: Male Member Number: 2290 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Cinderella Oh My God That Was Freaking Great. lol

08-19-2006, 05:58 PM	#4
BlackNGold203 Team President Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Butler, PA Posts: 2,193 Gender: Male Member Number: 1217 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Cinderella LMAO!!!!! OMG....LMAO __________________

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