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|08-23-2006, 03:43 PM||#1|
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Marriage Part 1
Marriage Part 1
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding,
he laid down the following rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I
don't expect any hassle from you.
I expect a great dinner to be on table unless I tell you that I won't
be home for dinner.
I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card playing when I want with
my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it.
Those are my rules. Any comments? "His new bride said, "No, that's fine
with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every
night whether you're here or not."
(DAMM SHE'S GOOD!)
Marriage Part 2
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding
anniversary! The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone
that reads: "Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever "
"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:
"Here Lies My Husband Stiff At Last"
(HE ASKED FOR IT!)
Marriage Part 3
Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table.
Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either,
"and storms out of the house.
After sometime, he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and
calls her up. She comes to the phone after many rings, and the irritated
husband says, "what took you so long to answer the phone? "She says, "I was
"In bed this early, doing what?"
"Getting a second opinion!"
(He had that one coming too)
Marriage Part 4
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud
of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of Six" in spite of
One night, they go to a party. The man decides that it's time to go home
and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well. He shouts at
the top of his voice, "Shall we go home 'Mother of Six?'
His wife, irritated by her husband's lack of discretion, shouts right back,
"Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."
(RIGHT ON, LADY!)
Marriage part 5
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each
other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,
he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business
flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he
wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he
knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover
it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go
and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper
by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft
before the masterpiece.
Last edited by Lyn; 08-23-2006 at 03:53 PM.
|08-23-2006, 05:03 PM||#2|
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Re: Marriage Part 1
Love it Lyn!!!! Part 1...my absolute favorite...smart woman!
Thanks to MeanJoe for surprising me with my new sig.
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