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Old 08-23-2006, 08:59 AM   #1
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Talking The New Cincinnati Bengal

Bwa ha ha ha ha!!!

The coach had put together the perfect team for the Cincinnati
Bengals. The only thing missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the
colleges and even the Canadian and European Leagues, but he couldn't
find a ringer who could ensure a Championship victory.

Then one night, while watching CNN, he saw a war-zone scene in
Afghanistan. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young
Afghan Muslim soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a
hand-grenade straight into a window from 80 yards away. Then he threw
another from 50 yards down a chimney, and then hit a passing car going
80 miles per hour.

"I've got to get this guy!" coach said to himself. "He has the perfect
arm!" So, he brings the young Afghan to the States and teaches him
the great game of football, and sure enough, the Bengals go on to win the
Division for the first time in ages.

The young Afghan is hailed as a hero of football,and when the coach
asks him what he wants, all the young man wants to do is call his
mother.

"Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Division Championship!"
"I don't want to talk to you," the old Muslim woman says. "You
deserted us. You are not my son!"

"Mother, I don't think you understand," pleads the son.

"No! let me tell you," his mother retorts. "At this very moment there
are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your
two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives last week,and I
have to keep your sister in the house so she doesn't get raped!"

The old lady pauses then tearfully says, " I will never forgive you
for making us move to Cincinnati !"
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Old 08-23-2006, 09:01 AM   #2
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OMG!!!

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Old 08-23-2006, 09:19 AM   #3
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Oh geez....
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Old 08-23-2006, 09:44 AM   #4
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HEY!!!!! It's not the city.....if only the Bengal fans would leave, it's actually pretty nice!
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Old 08-23-2006, 10:29 AM   #5
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HEY!!!!! It's not the city.....if only the Bengal fans would leave, it's actually pretty nice!
Most cities have their "sleezy" sections, FCG, Pittsburgh included.
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Old 08-23-2006, 10:42 AM   #6
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Most cities have their "sleezy" sections, FCG, Pittsburgh included.
The empathy is always appreciated HTG!
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Most cities have their "sleezy" sections, FCG, Pittsburgh included.
LMAO.....

Send me a map hun????

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Send me a map hun????

It's called Homewood, f/k/a Homewood-Brushton. Add in Arlington, Beltzhoover, and certain parts of Homestead and Duquesne and there you've got it. Don't drive through any of those areas at night without a bullet-proof vest.
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Old 09-01-2006, 03:05 PM   #9
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DO NOT MOVE TO OHIO. LOL.
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