in 1492 Columbus discovered...

[tony hipchest]

"for score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth unto this nation news that the bengals suck"

-abraham lincoln

[Tankus_Maximus]

I was just a wee lil tike when I remember Nancy Reagan and her famous campaign..."Just Say No, to the Bengals"

[floodcitygirl]

In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.
The earth was formless and void, and darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was moving over the surface of the waters.
Then God said, "Let there be light"; and there was light.
God saw that the light was good; and God separated the light from the darkness.
God called the light day, and the darkness He called night. And there was evening and there was morning, one day.

.....And God said, the Bengals suck!

[Tankus_Maximus]

God hates The Bengals.

[tony hipchest]

Originally Posted by floodcitygirl

In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.
The earth was formless and void, and darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was moving over the surface of the waters.
Then God said, "Let there be light"; and there was light.
God saw that the light was good; and God separated the light from the darkness.
God called the light day, and the darkness He called night. And there was evening and there was morning, one day.

.....And God said, the Bengals suck!

...and as the water flowed onto helen keller, she grabbed her mothers hand and with her fingers she pounded out the letters b.e.n.g.a.l.s. s.u.c.k. onto her palm. her first form of communication is the standard by which the deaf/blind speak today.

[lamberts-lost-tooth]

Originally Posted by tony hipchest

...and as the water flowed onto helen keller, she grabbed her mothers hand and with her fingers she pounded out the letters b.e.n.g.a.l.s. s.u.c.k. onto her palm. her first form of communication is the standard by which the deaf/blind speak today.

.....Once they were ready to go outside, Eagle was depressurized, the hatch opened and Armstrong made his way out and down the ladder. Placing his left foot on the surface at 2:56 UTC July 21, 1969, he spoke the words for which he would always be remembered:

"That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind, one positive conclusion that the Benglas suck."

[augustashark]

"Read my lips, THE BENGALS SUCK!"

George Bush "41"

[Big D]

"I didnt have sexual relations with that woman, the only sucking i've seen are on sundays when the bengals play" Bill Clinton

[tony hipchest]

"...and as the SS stormed the apartment i hid motionless in the bottom of the closet, making sure not to make a sound, and as i heard the door slam shut and i was sure they were gone i whispered "the bengals suck".

-the diary of Anne Frank

[HometownGal]

Originally Posted by lamberts-lost-tooth

.....Once they were ready to go outside, Eagle was depressurized, the hatch opened and Armstrong made his way out and down the ladder. Placing his left foot on the surface at 2:56 UTC July 21, 1969, he spoke the words for which he would always be remembered:

"That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind, one positive conclusion that the Benglas suck."

Copycat!!! I used that one already.