Need Gas? LOL!

Stlrs4Life · 08-23-2005, 05:03 PM

Sister Mary, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her

rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck

would have it a gas station was just a block away. She walked to the

station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas.

The attendant told her the only gas can he owned had been loaned out but she

could wait until it was returned. Since the nun was on the way to

see a patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car.

She looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas and

spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient.

Always resourceful she carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with gas, and

carried the full bedpan back to her car. As she was pouring the gas

into her tank two men watched from across the street. One of them turned

to the other and said, "If it starts, I'm turning Catholic.''

BlitzburghRockCity · 08-23-2005, 07:17 PM

hhmm, a bed pan, I'll have to keep that in mind!! :D

08-23-2005, 05:03 PM	#1
Stlrs4Life Tailgate Coordinator Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: New Bedford, Pa Posts: 5,608 Gender: Male Member Number: 419 Thanks: 5 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts	Need Gas? LOL! Sister Mary, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it a gas station was just a block away. She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The attendant told her the only gas can he owned had been loaned out but she could wait until it was returned. Since the nun was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car. She looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient. Always resourceful she carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with gas, and carried the full bedpan back to her car. As she was pouring the gas into her tank two men watched from across the street. One of them turned to the other and said, "If it starts, I'm turning Catholic.'' __________________ *It's not just Steeler Football, it's a way of Life!* "I'm a Champion"

08-23-2005, 07:17 PM	#2
BlitzburghRockCity Banned Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Central PA. Posts: 8,144 Gender: Male Member Number: 70 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Need Gas? LOL! hhmm, a bed pan, I'll have to keep that in mind!! :D

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