Can This Guy Be Any Nuttier?

[tony hipchest]

im suprised they didnt offer me the placenta when my daughter was born. i wouldve atleast planted a tree on it. i did steal the meat scissors they gave me to cut the cord with though. what can i say, theyre good scissors and have sentimental value. plus they charge the insurance companies for them anyways so it wasnt really theft.

[tony hipchest]

Originally Posted by SteelerzGirl

Keeshka (Kishka) is a roll of baloney.

not this stuff im speaking of. baloney isnt half as nasty.

[SteelerzGirl]

Originally Posted by tony hipchest

not this stuff im speaking of. baloney isnt half as nasty.

Well then I have no clue what you're talking about...(lol).

[3 to be 4]

Originally Posted by 3 to be 4

Tom Cruises lawyer wants nothing to do with any of this as any time he puts into it would be umbilical

i cant believe my piece of genius was missed. oh well. I guess its a partum the deal when you're on a message board.

[tony hipchest]

Originally Posted by 3 to be 4

i cant believe my piece of genius was missed. oh well. I guess its a partum the deal when you're on a message board.

no, i caught it. "partum"??? lol.

[Suitanim]

It's no good if you have to beg, 3-4.

[3 to be 4]

i know. trimester great opportunity for a laugh earlier so i got desperate.

[83-Steelers-43]

Paramount cuts ties with Tom Cruise
Chairman says Cruise?s ?recent conduct has not been acceptable ?
Updated: 10:50 p.m. ET Aug 22, 2006

NEW YORK - It?s Tom Cruise vs. Sumner Redstone in a case of you?re fired-I quit at Hollywood?s highest level.

On one side is the chairman of Viacom, Inc., which owns Paramount Pictures.

On the other is the industry?s biggest and most bankable star, whose last seven films have each generated over $100 million.

Redstone said Tuesday that Paramount would sever its long and profitable relationship with Cruise/Wagner Productions, Cruise?s company with producing partner Paula Wagner. Redstone told the Wall Street Journal that Cruise?s ?recent conduct has not been acceptable to Paramount.?

But Wagner told The Associated Press that agents for Cruise/Wagner Productions stopped negotiating with Paramount over a week ago and since secured independent financing, effectively taking any contract-renewal deal off the table.

?For some reason, Paramount has chosen to negotiate in the press,? Wagner said, calling Redstone?s announcement ?surprising.?

?It?s not really the most businesslike approach,? she said. ?We?ve had virtually no dealings with Mr. Redstone.?

Paramount referred all calls on the matter to Viacom. Viacom spokesman Carl Folta had no comment late Tuesday.

?As much as we like him personally,? Redstone is quoted as saying, ?we thought it was wrong to renew his deal.? He then cited Cruise?s ?recent conduct? as the reason.

In the past year or so, Cruise couch-hopped on Oprah Winfrey?s talk show while proclaiming his love for Katie Holmes, criticized the use of antidepressants and claimed that postpartum depression doesn?t exist. He also got into an angry exchange with Matt Lauer on the ?Today? show while defending his opinions.


http://msnbc.msn.com/id/14472455/?GT1=8404

[Hines0wnz]

"I'll have what she's having."

[Maidenarcher]

Reading this crap......What a waste of a good 10 minutes of my life...