in 1492 Columbus discovered...

[Preacher]

in 1492 Columbus discovered...

That even in jail... then bengals suck

[HometownGal]

I love you
You love me
We're a happy family
With a great big hug
And a kiss from me to you
Won't you say........the Bungles SUCK?

[HometownGal]

Before he was strung up and hung like a side of beef, Saddam was asked if he wanted to make one last statement. Saddam shouted.......

"Praise Allah and the Bungles Suck!"

[tony hipchest]

today on the nfl network, former coach and current analyst, jim mora was asked to comment on the bengals recent past.

"They couldn't do diddly-pooh offensively. They couldn't make a first down. They didn't run the ball. They didn't try to run the ball. They couldn't complete a pass. They sucked. They sucked. It was a horseass performance in the second half. Horseass!"
I mean, it's absolutely pitiful to play like that . . . Horrible. Just horrible. Horrible.

He was then asked if he thought they would ever win a playoff game again:

Playoffs? Don't talk about playoffs. Are you kidding me? Playoffs? I'm just hoping they can win a game, another game.

when asked if the bungles finished this season on a strong note by figting the steelers to the bitter end he replied:

"That was a disgraceful performance. They threw that game away. They gave them the game. It was pitiful, absolutely pitiful!"


That was a horseshit performance in the second half, horse shit!"
"They gave it away. They gave them the friggin' game. In my opinion, that sucked. ... They got their ass totally kicked. Holy crap. I don't know who the hell they think they are when they do something like that!"

"I'm totally embarrassed, and I'm totally ashamed. They got their ass kicked in the second half. It sucked. It stunk. Cause the Steelers just blocked better, were more tougher, more physical, coached better, did everything better. They sucked!"

[tony hipchest]

BREAKING NEWS:

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All indications of the worlds top scientists and codebreakers who have studied and translated the bizarre sequence of characters, are that even beings light years away know that "the bengals suck".

[stlrtruck]

Originally Posted by tony hipchest

BREAKING NEWS:

Last Thursday, Voyager Deep Space 9, recieved radio transmissions that without a doubt prove intelligent life forms exist beyond our solar system. when the radio signals were converted to type, it read:



All indications of the worlds top scientists and codebreakers who have studied and translated the bizarre sequence of characters, are that even beings light years away know that "the bengals suck".

I just wonder if they're going to attack because the bungles suck so bad.

Do they know that they're the bungles?

[tony hipchest]

Originally Posted by stlrtruck

I just wonder if they're going to attack because the bungles suck so bad.

Do they know that they're the bungles?

from what ive read the intercepted transmission was a warning to all other galactic beings. appearantly the bengals suck so bad all earthlings are considered a waste and will not even be bothered with. they seem to think the "bengals suck" is contagious so they will not be seen in our corner of the universe.

[Preacher]

Originally Posted by tony hipchest

from what ive read the intercepted transmission was a warning to all other galactic beings. appearantly the bengals suck so bad all earthlings are considered a waste and will not even be bothered with. they seem to think the "bengals suck" is contagious so they will not be seen in our corner of the universe.

So that puts us in a conundrum...

Do we put the Bengals in jail for thier crimes... or allow them to play and save earth with thier suckiness?

Only the Bengals can raise suckiness to a hero level... I guess.. they heroficaly suck!

[polamalufan43]

Originally Posted by Preacher

So that puts us in a conundrum...

Do we put the Bengals in jail for thier crimes... or allow them to play and save earth with thier suckiness?

Only the Bengals can raise suckiness to a hero level... I guess.. they heroficaly suck!

Either that or they are an intergalatic legend for they're suckishness.

~Polamalufan43

[Stlrs4Life]

I take it that you guys don't like the Bungles?