John Holmes

GBMelBlount · 06-28-2007, 09:59 PM

My wife & I got a new phone system & new carrier. We got new phone numbers as well. For the last six weeks, since we have had our new home phone number, we have had collection calls for a "John Holmes." Apparently, a collection agent called today asking for "John Holmes." My wife replied "I've heard of the actor, but there is definitely no John Holmes that lives here." According to her, they both started laughing. For some reason I didn't find this funny.

83-Steelers-43 · 06-28-2007, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by GBMelBlount

My wife & I got a new phone system & new carrier. We got new phone numbers as well. For the last six weeks, since we have had our new home phone number, we have had collection calls for a "John Holmes." Apparently, a collection agent called today asking for "John Holmes." My wife replied "I've heard of the actor, but there is definitely no John Holmes that lives here." According to her, they both started laughing. For some reason I didn't find this funny.

Well for the record, John Holmes was a porn star. Apparently the people calling your house have nothing else better to do in life. I'm sure their parents are proud.

***MACH1*** · 06-28-2007, 11:01 PM

lol... Sounds like phone envy to me.

HometownGal · 06-29-2007, 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by GBMelBlount

My wife & I got a new phone system & new carrier. We got new phone numbers as well. For the last six weeks, since we have had our new home phone number, we have had collection calls for a "John Holmes." Apparently, a collection agent called today asking for "John Holmes." My wife replied "I've heard of the actor, but there is definitely no John Holmes that lives here." According to her, they both started laughing. For some reason I didn't find this funny.

Count your lucky stars, GB. Johnny the Wad died back in the late 80's from AIDS and has been taking a dirt nap ever since.

Elvis · 07-03-2007, 05:24 AM

R.I.P.
I hope he said his prayers correctly...

Hines0wnz · 07-06-2007, 04:52 PM

hmmm.......kind of lame

06-28-2007, 09:59 PM	#1
GBMelBlount Living Legend Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Western PA Posts: 4,593 Gender: Male Member Number: 5140 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	John Holmes My wife & I got a new phone system & new carrier. We got new phone numbers as well. For the last six weeks, since we have had our new home phone number, we have had collection calls for a "John Holmes." Apparently, a collection agent called today asking for "John Holmes." My wife replied "I've heard of the actor, but there is definitely no John Holmes that lives here." According to her, they both started laughing. For some reason I didn't find this funny. __________________ "Happy are those who dream dreams & are ready to pay the price to make them come true." ~ 290.

06-28-2007, 11:01 PM	#3
*MACH1* Quest For Seven Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Idaho Posts: 11,695 Member Number: 3236 Thanks: 150 Thanked 223 Times in 144 Posts	Re: John Holmes lol... Sounds like phone envy to me. __________________ Give a lib a fish--he eats for a day Teach a lib to fish--he is back the next day asking for more free fish. ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ

07-03-2007, 05:24 AM	#5
Elvis Banned Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: NC Posts: 3,645 Gender: Male Member Number: 2390 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: John Holmes *R.I.P.* *I hope he said his prayers correctly...*

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Hines0wnz Living Legend Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 3,074 Gender: Male Member Number: 3085 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: John Holmes hmmm.......kind of lame __________________

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