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Old 06-28-2007, 09:59 PM   #1
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My wife & I got a new phone system & new carrier. We got new phone numbers as well. For the last six weeks, since we have had our new home phone number, we have had collection calls for a "John Holmes." Apparently, a collection agent called today asking for "John Holmes." My wife replied "I've heard of the actor, but there is definitely no John Holmes that lives here." According to her, they both started laughing. For some reason I didn't find this funny.
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Old 06-28-2007, 10:11 PM   #2
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My wife & I got a new phone system & new carrier. We got new phone numbers as well. For the last six weeks, since we have had our new home phone number, we have had collection calls for a "John Holmes." Apparently, a collection agent called today asking for "John Holmes." My wife replied "I've heard of the actor, but there is definitely no John Holmes that lives here." According to her, they both started laughing. For some reason I didn't find this funny.
Well for the record, John Holmes was a porn star. Apparently the people calling your house have nothing else better to do in life. I'm sure their parents are proud.
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Old 06-28-2007, 11:01 PM   #3
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lol... Sounds like phone envy to me.
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Old 06-29-2007, 06:56 AM   #4
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My wife & I got a new phone system & new carrier. We got new phone numbers as well. For the last six weeks, since we have had our new home phone number, we have had collection calls for a "John Holmes." Apparently, a collection agent called today asking for "John Holmes." My wife replied "I've heard of the actor, but there is definitely no John Holmes that lives here." According to her, they both started laughing. For some reason I didn't find this funny.
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Old 07-03-2007, 05:24 AM   #5
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hmmm.......kind of lame
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