3 Labs at the vet.

[PisnNapalm]

>>
>> >Three male Labrador retrievers, one brown, one yellow and one black,

>> >were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's surgery when they
>> >struck up a conversation.
>> >The black lab turned to the brown and said, "So why are you here?"
>> >The brown lab replied, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything --the
>> >sofa,
>>the
>> >curtains, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night when

>> >I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."
>> >The black lab said, "So what is the vet going to do?"
>> >Gonna cut my nuts off," came the reply from the brown lab. "They
>> >reckon it'll calm me down."
>> >The black lab then turned to the yellow lab and asked, "Why are you
>>here?"
>> >The yellow lab said, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up
>> >flowers
>>and
>> >trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the
>> >carpets.
>> >But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in
>> >my owner's couch."
>> >So what are they going to do to you?" the black lab inquired.
>> >"Looks like I'm losing my nuts too." The dejected yellow lab said.
>> >The yellow lab then turned to the black lab and asked, "Why are you
>>here?"
>> >I'm a humper," the black lab said. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump
>> >the
>>cat,
>> >a
>> >pillow, the table, postboxes, whatever. I want to hump everything I
>> >see."
>> >Yesterday, my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending
>> >down
>>to
>> >dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her back
>> >and started humping away".
>> >The yellow and brown labs exchanged a sad glance and said, "So, nuts

>> >off for you too, huh?"The black lab said.... "No, I'm here to get my

>> >nails clipped."

[PAMillerGrrl83]

Oh my Lord.

[Stlrs4Life]

LOL! That's pretty good.

[xXTheSteelKingsXx]

Not bad but a little disturbing.

[steelersfanmx]

HAHAHAH!!!!!

[The Duke]

Best joke i've heard in a long time. Disturbing but fun