Sportskeeper called in to DVE! hahahaha

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This morning on DVE, they were talking about this new study that they did somewhere on the west coast, the link says Oregon, but I thought they said California on the radio.. The study claims that people can suppress memories that have been the cause of Post-tramatic stress. This occurs through therapy where people are told to just not think about the memories. I found the link online: http://www.azstarnet.com/news/191608 anyways, for those of you that don't know, DVE has a comedy cut in which they have a "caller" call into the show and his name is Sportskeeper. Sportskeeper thinks that the DVE morning show is actually the old Stan and Guy Junker sports radio show. Well sportskeeper called in and asked if he could use this new therapy to help suppress the last 14 years of Pirates baseball . He then asked if they would hook wires up to his head and that he would magically wake up and forget everything, but then would wonder where the heck he got all those bobble heads, right before he hung up he said that maybe he should wait until after September to get the therapy, so he could make it an even 15 years to forget...... he then hung up and waited to hear "Stan's" answer

maybe the Browns fans could use this therapy too?

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they also said on there that Jason Kendall is still the most expensive pirate, we are still paying him about 5 Million towards his contract, so we are now paying for Jason Kendall to play catcher for the Cubs....