in 1492 Columbus discovered...

[xXTheSteelKingsXx]

Originally Posted by MACH1

Astronomers using the Hubble telescope and ground-based observers have discovered the first example of a isolated, stellar-mass black hole. They detected one of these lonely, invisible objects indirectly by measuring how their extreme suckitude bends the light of a more distant star behind them. All previously known "stellar" black holes have been found orbiting normal stars. Astronomers determined the presence of this powerhouse by examining their effect on their companions. The findings also suggest that stellar-mass black holes do not require some sort of interaction in a system to form but may be produced in the collapse of isolated, massive egos, as has long been proposed by stellar theorists.
Astronomers then pin-pointed the black hole in Cincinnati,OH. One astronomer was quoted as saying "oh man, do you know how bad you'd have to suck"

Hillarious!

[onthebus36]

Originally Posted by MACH1

Astronomers using the Hubble telescope and ground-based observers have discovered the first example of a isolated, stellar-mass black hole. They detected one of these lonely, invisible objects indirectly by measuring how their extreme suckitude bends the light of a more distant star behind them. All previously known "stellar" black holes have been found orbiting normal stars. Astronomers determined the presence of this powerhouse by examining their effect on their companions. The findings also suggest that stellar-mass black holes do not require some sort of interaction in a system to form but may be produced in the collapse of isolated, massive egos, as has long been proposed by stellar theorists.
Astronomers then pin-pointed the black hole in Cincinnati,OH. One astronomer was quoted as saying "oh man, do you know how bad you'd have to suck"

So science has proven that the Bungles suck with such force that not even light can escape their suckiness.

[tony hipchest]

on the night the philadelphia phillies become the 1st franchise to ever lose 10,000 games the owners put it all into perspective, in the post game press conference, when they said :

atleast were not the bengals. they suck.

[Galax Steeler]

Nice post tony but you know what the Bengals still suck.

[Aussie_steeler]

For those who were watching and laughing at Charles Barkley on ESPN at the major celebrity golf tournament have to be amazed at that swing. Apparently he cannot swing and hit a golf ball.

His coach reports that on the practice tee he has found a new training aid that Charles can hit 100% of the time , Guaranteed. Hopeful soon with continual practice hitting from hitting this aid he will soon be able to conquer his fear of hitting a golf ball.

Charles Barkley golf training aid - easier to hit than a golf ball

[Buzz05]

(AP) Smithfield, Va -- Atlanta Falcons Quarterback Michael Vick released a statement reguarding his indictment for dog fighting. The Virginia native said "I am completely innocent of all charges." When asked about the possibility of serving up to 6 years in prison, Vick responded "Well it could be worse, I could be a Bangel and they really suck. "

[steelpride12]

Originally Posted by Buzz05

(AP) Smithfield, Va -- Atlanta Falcons Quarterback Michael Vick released a statement reguarding his indictment for dog fighting. The Virginia native said "I am completely innocent of all charges." When asked about the possibility of serving up to 6 years in prison, Vick responded "Well it could be worse, I could be a Bangel and they really suck. "

HA i cant stop laughing ha!!

[Jman]

Originally Posted by Buzz05

(AP) Smithfield, Va -- Atlanta Falcons Quarterback Michael Vick released a statement reguarding his indictment for dog fighting. The Virginia native said "I am completely innocent of all charges." When asked about the possibility of serving up to 6 years in prison, Vick responded "Well it could be worse, I could be a Bangel and they really suck. "

Hilarious...

[cbinpit]

[Preacher]

Originally Posted by Buzz05

(AP) Smithfield, Va -- Atlanta Falcons Quarterback Michael Vick released a statement reguarding his indictment for dog fighting. The Virginia native said "I am completely innocent of all charges." When asked about the possibility of serving up to 6 years in prison, Vick responded "Well it could be worse, I could be a Bangel and they really suck. "

In a followup interview, it was asked why Vick was involved in the dog fighting. He responded, "What other animals could fight? You can't control birds, C*ck fighting is too sissy-ish, and Bengals just suck... Even against lowly Falcons!"