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Old 06-07-2007, 05:21 PM   #1
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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
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The great question... Which I have not been able to answer... Is, "What does a woman want?
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Old 06-09-2007, 11:32 AM   #2
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The great question... Which I have not been able to answer... Is, "What does a woman want?
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EXACTLY!
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Old 07-19-2007, 02:52 PM   #3
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Question: Whats the one food that will kill a womans sex drive?

Answer: Wedding Cake!
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Old 07-19-2007, 03:37 PM   #4
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LOL!!! A lot of these are funny.
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Old 07-19-2007, 06:27 PM   #5
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Indeed, funny. I doubt I'd agree with them, cuz marriage is a blessing, but some are funny!
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Old 07-19-2007, 06:43 PM   #6
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Indeed, funny. I doubt I'd agree with them, cuz marriage is a blessing, but some are funny!
My friend, as a pastor I tell you, Marriage is an absolute blessing from God.

And these are both hilarious, and a NUMBER of them are dead right on as well!!!

I dare not post the ones I am thinking of....

as my wife now knows about this site!!!
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