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Old 07-24-2007, 09:53 AM   #1
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Default EUROPEANS HEIGHTEN THREAT LEVELS

EUROPEANS HEIGHTEN THREAT LEVELS
>
> The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist
threats
> and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved". Soon,

> though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or
even "A
> Bit Cross". Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the Blitz
began in

> 1940 and tea supplies all but ran out. Terrorists have been
re-categorised

> from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance". The last time the British
issued
"A
> Bloody Nuisance" level warning was during the Great Fire of 1666.
>
> Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised
its
> terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels
in
> France are "Collaborate" or "Surrender". The rise was precipitated by
a
> recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively
> paralysing the country's military capability.
>
> It's not only the British and French who are on a heightened level
of
> alert. Italy has increased the alert level from"Shout Loudly and
Excitedly"
> to "Elaborate Military Posturing". Two more levels remain:
"Ineffective
> Combat Operations" and " Change Sides".
>
> The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdainful
Arrogance"
to
> "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs". They have two higher
levels:
> "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose".
>
> Belgians on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only
threat
> they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.
>
> The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to
deploy.
> These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish
navy

> can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
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> Also, the French government announced yesterday that it has raised
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> terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide". The only two higher levels
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> France are "Collaborate" or "Surrender". The rise was precipitated by
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> recent fire that destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively
> paralysing the country's military capability.


Aint that the truth.
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French.

We even make their fries better!
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The only dollar I felt worth spending when I was in France was for the Omaha Beach museum. That was about it.
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The only dollar I felt worth spending when I was in France was for the Omaha Beach museum. That was about it.
Kinda funny... Isn't that actually considered American territory? I know the grave sites are.
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If terrorist threats raise France will be forced to ''fire ze missiles'', and when its time to face up to what they done they will blame it on germany, and knowing that the french are a bunch of pansies, the world will believe them.
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