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Old 09-06-2007, 02:26 PM   #11
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that is just hilarious
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Old 09-06-2007, 04:25 PM   #12
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Many moons ago when I was a nurse, I had to put a cath into a rather large man and I'm not kidding - I couldn't find his weenie. This guy was in excess of 400 lbs. I asked the charge nurse what to do and she told me I had to push in on his belly and it would pop out, as fat causes the penis to become somewhat inverted. I was grossed out beyond reason, but I had to get that cath in so I "popped and freshed" him and lo and behold, out came winky the wonder worm. I think my face was crimson as I crawled out of that room.

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Old 09-06-2007, 04:30 PM   #13
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Many moons ago when I was a nurse, I had to put a cath into a rather large man and I'm not kidding - I couldn't find his weenie. This guy was in excess of 400 lbs. I asked the charge nurse what to do and she told me I had to push in on his belly and it would pop out, as fat causes the penis to become somewhat inverted. I was grossed out beyond reason, but I had to get that cath in so I "popped and freshed" him and lo and behold, out came winky the wonder worm. I think my face was crimson as I crawled out of that room.

Did he giggle when you did it? ROFLMAO!!!

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Old 09-06-2007, 04:35 PM   #14
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Did he giggle when you did it? ROFLMAO!!!

No - actually I think he flatulated. I gag remembering that guy.
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Old 09-06-2007, 04:39 PM   #15
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No - actually I think he flatulated. I gag remembering that guy.
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You know HTG...

As we sit and have lunch together, you, my wife, and me, that will be the MAIN thought going through my head!!


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As we sit and have lunch together, you, my wife, and me, that will be the MAIN thought going through my head!!


No need to worry, Father. I promise to direct the conversation away from having to "punch start" tubby tuba and his tootin'.
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are you kiddin??? everybody lives for those types of storys !!!!
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Tubby tuba tootin!!

That is hilarious.
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I come from a family of nurses and doctors....many, MANY stories like that....needless to say, I couldn't do it.
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