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Old 10-31-2007, 07:54 AM   #1
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Default Bengals Super Bowl Chance

A Cincinnati farmer dies and, being a heathen, goes to Hell. When he
gets there its 95 F with 90% humidity, but Satan notices he's kicked
back on the brimstone relaxing comfortably.

He asks, 'Why aren't you miserable like everyone else here?'

The farmer replies: 'Oh, this is like a warm spring day in southwest
Ohio . I like it.'

Angry, Satan turns up the thermostat until its 100 F and 95% humidity.
Still the farmer's happy. 'This is like a good June day on the farm. Not

bad at all.'

Furious, Satan turns it up to 105 F and 99% humidity. Everyone is even
more miserable, except the farmer still resting.
'Hey, this is like a good August day on the farm bailing hay. Feels
good, the hotter the better.'

In a total rage, Satan turns the thermostat down to minus 25 F. Within
seconds, the air becomes chilly and frost appears, soon followed by
solid ice everywhere. Satan smirks, watching the farmer.

The confused farmer looks down at the frozen ground for a moment,
suddenly jumps up excitedly, looks around everywhere and begins to
laugh, scream, and jump for joy.

The Bengals won the Super Bowl!!

The Bengals won the Super Bowl!!

The Bengals won the Super Bowl!!
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