Las Vegas Strip

BlacknGold Bleeder · 08-11-2006, 10:48 PM

A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout lady of the
evening catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks
the lady of the evening, "How much?" Lady of the evening replies, "It starts

at $500 for manual manipulation." Guy says, "$500 dollars! For manual
manipulation! No manual manipulation is worth that kind of money!" The lady
of the evening says, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?" "Yes." "Do you

see the Denny's about a block further down?" "Yes." "And beyond that, do you

see that third Denny's?" "Yes." "Well," says the lady of the evening,
smiling invitingly, "I own those. And, I own them because I give manual
manipulation that's worth $500." Guy says, "What the hell? I'll give it a
try." They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting
on the bed realizing that he just experienced the best manual manipulation
of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose

oral manipulation is $1,000?" The lady of the evening replies, "$1,500."
$1,500? No oral manipulation could be worth that". The lady of the evening
replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just

across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give
oral manipulation that's worth every cent of $1,500." The guy, basking in
the afterglow of that terrific manual manipulation, says, "Sign me up." Ten
minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can't
believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth. He decides to dip
into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience.
He asks the lady of the evening, "How much for conventional coupling?" The
lady of the evening says, "Come over here to the window. Do you see how the
whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights,
gambling palaces, and showplaces?" "Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own
the whole city?" "No," the lady of the evening replies, "but I would if I
were a female."

MattsMe · 08-11-2006, 10:56 PM

Gotta be careful these days.

SteelCityMan786 · 08-12-2006, 10:02 AM

mattsme is right.

Steeler in Carolina · 11-03-2007, 04:03 PM

Ouch.

SteelersMongol · 11-04-2007, 07:39 AM

08-11-2006, 10:48 PM	#1
BlacknGold Bleeder Team Captain Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Center of the STEELER NATION !! Posts: 839 Gender: Male Member Number: 1254 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Las Vegas Strip A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout lady of the evening catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the lady of the evening, "How much?" Lady of the evening replies, "It starts at $500 for manual manipulation." Guy says, "$500 dollars! For manual manipulation! No manual manipulation is worth that kind of money!" The lady of the evening says, "Do you see that Denny's on the corner?" "Yes." "Do you see the Denny's about a block further down?" "Yes." "And beyond that, do you see that third Denny's?" "Yes." "Well," says the lady of the evening, smiling invitingly, "I own those. And, I own them because I give manual manipulation that's worth $500." Guy says, "What the hell? I'll give it a try." They retire to a nearby motel. A short time later, the guy is sitting on the bed realizing that he just experienced the best manual manipulation of a lifetime, worth every bit of $500. He is so amazed, he says, "I suppose oral manipulation is $1,000?" The lady of the evening replies, "$1,500." $1,500? No oral manipulation could be worth that". The lady of the evening replies, "Step over here to the window, big boy. Do you see that casino just across the street? I own that casino outright. And I own it because I give oral manipulation that's worth every cent of $1,500." The guy, basking in the afterglow of that terrific manual manipulation, says, "Sign me up." Ten minutes later, he is sitting on the bed more amazed than before. He can't believe it but he feels he truly got his money's worth. He decides to dip into the retirement savings for one glorious and unforgettable experience. He asks the lady of the evening, "How much for conventional coupling?" The lady of the evening says, "Come over here to the window. Do you see how the whole city of Las Vegas is laid out before us, all those beautiful lights, gambling palaces, and showplaces?" "Damn!" the guy says, in awe, "You own the whole city?" "No," the lady of the evening replies, "but I would if I were a female." __________________

08-11-2006, 10:56 PM	#2
MattsMe Team President Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: What day is it? Posts: 2,198 Gender: Male Member Number: 2044 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Las Vegas Strip Gotta be careful these days.

08-12-2006, 10:02 AM	#3
SteelCityMan786 SF's Youngest Legend Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Hollidaysburg PA Posts: 19,587 Gender: Male Member Number: 541 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Las Vegas Strip mattsme is right. __________________ 786 Ways To Score Touchdowns

11-03-2007, 04:03 PM	#4
Steeler in Carolina Team President Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Wilmington, NC Posts: 2,374 Gender: Male Member Number: 1634 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Las Vegas Strip Ouch.

11-04-2007, 07:39 AM	#5
SteelersMongol Living Legend Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Ulaanbaatar, MONGOLIA Posts: 4,083 Gender: Male Member Number: 2401 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Re: Las Vegas Strip __________________

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