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|08-22-2008, 02:41 PM||#1|
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Apartment For Rent
******Didn't see this one in the files*******
A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment:
"RENT FOR APARTMENT."
On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event had not been worth the price. So he had his secretary send a check for $250 and enclosed the following typed note:
Enclosed find a check for $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was under the impression that:
#1. - it had never been occupied;
#2. - there was plenty of heat;
#3. - and it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home.
However, I found out that:
#1. - it had been previously occupied;
#2. - there wasn't any heat;
#3. - and it was entirely too large.
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250 with the following note:
#1. -I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefenitely.
#2. - As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on.
#3. - Reagarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the management.
Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your present landlady
If you take the "U" out of "STUD", you get STD. I'm just saying.
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