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Old 08-24-2008, 11:23 PM   #1
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Default 18 Rules Between Men & Women

18 Rules Between Men & Women

Rule 1. The Female always makes THE RULES.

Rule 2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.

Rule 3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.

Rule 4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some or all of THE RULES.

Rule 5. The Female is never wrong.

Rule 6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.

Rule 7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.

Rule 8. The Female can change her mind at any given time.

Rule 9. The Male must never change his mind without the express, written consent of The Female.

Rule 10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

Rule 11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.

Rule 12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.

Rule 13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.

Rule 14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.

Rule 15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.

Rule 16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim.

Rule 17. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.

Rule 18. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5.
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Darn you know my wife, and the females always stick together.

It is a conspiracy I tell you.

I was once told and now I believe it, Marriage is a institution devised by woman for the benefit of only woman.
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Darn you know my wife, and the females always stick together.

It is a conspiracy I tell you.

I was once told and now I believe it, Marriage is a institution devised by woman for the benefit of only woman.
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