Subject: : The Indian and the Buffalo

[Polamalu Princess]

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and
pulling a male buffalo with the other hand.
He says to the waiter, "Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up."
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.
The Indian drinks the coffee in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo
with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere, and then
just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns.
He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo
with the other hand.
He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Want
coffee." The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up
your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"

The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training for position in United
States Congress.
Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean
up, disappear for rest of day."

[SteelersMongol]