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Old 10-03-2008, 12:31 AM   #1
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Default FIRST CONDOM

I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it.

She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly
answered, 'No, this is my first time.'
So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure.
I apparently still looked confused. So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.
'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.
Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. 'Do these excite you?' she asked. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on.
As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and
lay down on a desk. 'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have much time.'

So I climbed on her.. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no
longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few minutes.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. 'Did you put that condom on?' she asked.

I said, 'I sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her. She fainted
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Old 10-03-2008, 01:49 AM   #2
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OMG, thats freaking funny!!!
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Old 10-03-2008, 06:41 PM   #3
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That's great.
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OH MY - love you friend, but that was just wrong!!!! LOL!!!
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No wonder you have so many freakin' kids.
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Old 10-04-2008, 01:22 AM   #6
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No wonder you have so many freakin' kids.
LMAO
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Old 10-05-2008, 10:08 PM   #8
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No wonder you have so many freakin' kids.
Have you heard of the rhythm method?

You do it to Polka music. It has rhythm.
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