Drinking with a Redneck Girl

[TroysBadDawg]

A Mexican, an Arab, and a redneck girl are in the same bar.


When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico, our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.'


The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws it into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'



The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the Mexican and the Arab. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says,



'In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'

God Bless America!

[GBMelBlount]

This is sending a bad message and I think you should use better judgment when posting.....because we all know, if you kill an Arab, "two more will take their place."

[T&B fan]

:ro fl:

[SteelersMongol]

Man, this is not cool. As much as I love 2 read your posts in this section, I didn't like this one a bit.

[TroysBadDawg]

Hey I am a Arab, 100% Lebanese, Thank you. And I have guns and bullets to stop terrorists if they open the season on them.

[SteelersMongol]

Originally Posted by TroysBadDawg

Hey I am a Arab, 100% Lebanese, Thank you. And I have guns and bullets to stop terrorists if they open the season on them.

Sorry I didn't know. Maybe that explains your sense of humor. My Iranian teacher & Palestinian guy that I studied with, only Middle Easterners that I knew when I was in the states, both were unbelievably humorous.

[TroysBadDawg]

Originally Posted by SteelersMongol

Sorry I didn't know. Maybe that explains your sense of humor. My Iranian teacher & Palestinian guy that I studied with, only Middle Easterners that I knew when I was in the states, both were unbelievably humorous.

You can stop right there big guy, I hope your a guy anyway ... never knew a female mongol ... wait I think my x-mother-in-law might qualify. Then would she be a mongal?

Hey I just like to make people laugh and smile, if they are doing that just for a short time they are forgetting the problems they may have if just for a short time.

Besides I fought for your right to take offense, but if you keep it up I will get pissed off, because it is better to be pissed of than pissed on. Not that I was ever pissed on, wait there was that little dog that learned to fly off my shoe, and he didn't even have a pilots license and I wouldn't lend him mine.

But I will have a beer with you if you promise not to have it come out you nose.

Ok I will also behave, can you see my fingers crossed? Well they are not but my legs are because I have to go to the bathroom and the little ones are in there and they won't let me in. I begged and begged, they just laughed, just like my wife. She says that is doggy style, she sits up and I beg. Heck I don't even get a doggy biscuit for the begging.


But I am not a towel head, a rag head, not even a camel jockey ... Lebanese drive expensive cars. Well the real one do the rest are Syrians that forgot to go home.

Another thought that is not a rag or towell on their heads, those are little sheets, so to be PC, cal them sheet heads.

[GBMelBlount]

Thanks for confusing the hell out of me Steve. Spoken like a true Browns fan.

[SteelersMongol]

Originally Posted by TroysBadDawg

You can stop right there big guy, I hope your a guy anyway ... never knew a female mongol ... wait I think my x-mother-in-law might qualify. Then would she be a mongal?

Hey I just like to make people laugh and smile, if they are doing that just for a short time they are forgetting the problems they may have if just for a short time.

Besides I fought for your right to take offense, but if you keep it up I will get pissed off, because it is better to be pissed of than pissed on. Not that I was ever pissed on, wait there was that little dog that learned to fly off my shoe, and he didn't even have a pilots license and I wouldn't lend him mine.

But I will have a beer with you if you promise not to have it come out you nose.

Ok I will also behave, can you see my fingers crossed? Well they are not but my legs are because I have to go to the bathroom and the little ones are in there and they won't let me in. I begged and begged, they just laughed, just like my wife. She says that is doggy style, she sits up and I beg. Heck I don't even get a doggy biscuit for the begging.


But I am not a towel head, a rag head, not even a camel jockey ... Lebanese drive expensive cars. Well the real one do the rest are Syrians that forgot to go home.

Another thought that is not a rag or towell on their heads, those are little sheets, so to be PC, cal them sheet heads.

I'm not a big guy & I don't think I know your x-mother-in-law.

I got some weird feeling that something must be wrong, when I got your private message. Sorry dude, but my post didn't have any offensive tone. When I was talking about those guys (Iranian man was one of my most favorite teachers in Utah, & Palestinian guy was good friend of mine in Minnesota) I really meant what I wrote. They're some of the funniest humans that you could ever meet. Oh well ... some people C only what they want 2 C. I said before that I like your posts in this thread.

And you lost me starting from the third paragraph 2 the end.

[SCSTILLER]

TroysBadDog,

Like the sense of humor. You have to be able to laugh at yourself before you can laugh at anyone else. Trust me, I know, I am half Scottish, and half Polish, so i have a ton of material! Basically, I am an idiot wearing a skirt, as my grandfather would say!