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Old 11-10-2008, 09:52 AM   #1
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Three guys are sitting in a bar having a few drinks together.

One guy says, "So tell me, what do you do to drive your wife wild?"

"Well," says the second guy, "After making love, I go out to the garden and pick some roses. Then I take the petals off and sprinkle them all over her body. Then I blow them off with a soft breath that drives her wild."

Next guy says, "After making love, I get some baby oil and massage it gently all over her body, and that drives her wild!"

Last guy says, "When me and the old lady are through, I jump out of bed and wipe my c*ck on the curtain. Drives her nuts!"
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Old 11-13-2008, 07:36 PM   #2
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XFL, what's a c*ck? I don't understand.

Can you explain to me?
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Old 11-14-2008, 06:36 AM   #3
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Old 11-14-2008, 11:30 AM   #4
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XFL, what's a c*ck? I don't understand.

Can you explain to me?
There are many definitions...

If it's in the most literal term (as it was intended to be), it's a male chicken (also known as a rooster.) You often see it when discussing c*ck fights. A sport that's often times brutal and bloody and a great source for gambling in third world countries like Alabama.

It's also used as a deragatory term. Often times, people refer to Pilots and Patriots fans as "Arrogant c*cks".

It's one of the many term to be used to describe the male anatomy...though if you're white...the term pr!ck is much more likely due to the splinter-like size comparison.

Of course, the term pr!ck is it's own discussion alltogether.
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There are many definitions...

If it's in the most literal term (as it was intended to be), it's a male chicken (also known as a rooster.) You often see it when discussing c*ck fights. A sport that's often times brutal and bloody and a great source for gambling in third world countries like Alabama.

It's also used as a deragatory term. Often times, people refer to Pilots and Patriots fans as "Arrogant c*cks".

It's one of the many term to be used to describe the male anatomy...though if you're white...the term pr!ck is much more likely due to the splinter-like size comparison.

Of course, the term pr!ck is it's own discussion alltogether.
Great explenation.
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third world countries like Alabama.
The Third World just called and demanded an apology.
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Old 11-17-2008, 07:50 AM   #7
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The Third World just called and demanded an apology.
I'm sorry that they are too thin-skinned to take a joke.

(Best I can do in the "funhouse forum!) LOL
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LMAO...great thread all around.
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