Am I asking too much?

[JEFF4i]

By a point or one hundred, I just want a win.

[stlrtruck]

Originally Posted by chenzzo

Here’s what I want to see this Sunday, perhaps I’m asking too much.

I want scoring.

Offensive scoring, and defensive scoring.

I want to score through the air, I want to score on the ground.
I want each receiver on our team to make a TD pass.
I want FWP and Memo to both get into the endzone.
I want Santo to bust off a huge punt return.
I want Berger to punt the ball to the 1 yard line where it sticks in the ground like a lightning bolt from God.
I want Ben to throw a laser guided missile to Limas Sweed that embeds itself in his sternum so he doesn’t even have to catch it.
I want Ben to shed defenders like a lion shakes off hyenas, while he roars defiance and throws a 65 yard touchdown.
I want Hines Ward to block someone into oblivion.

I want Troy to run back an interception.
I want a fumble recovered in the endzone for a touchdown.
I want Kurt Warner sacked...a lot...and repeatedly.
I want him sacked for a loss, I want Woodley to reverse suplex him for a safety, and I want him sacked for looking at Harrison funny.
I want him to get addled and start throwing to the guys in the Black and Gold uniforms.
I want Larry Fitzgerald to be so paranoid that he misses balls.
I want him to get hit so hard he fumbles his teeth and we recover them and score for 5 points, in a brand new type of scoring invented solely for this game.
I want Boldin looking over his shoulder for Ryan Clark. I want him to have night sweats in the middle of the game from fear.

In short, I want a blowout. I want to beat the spread like it was a rented mule.

Am I asking too much?

You are asking a bit too much and I've highlighted those things that are in that category.

1) Each WR catching a TD is too much, besides it means that others - like Heath Miller aren't going to get their.

2) Berger punting the ball to the 1 - come on, be happy with the 4 yard line

3) Warner won't be sacked for looking at Harrison funny, he won't even look at Harrison

4) I do think that Fitz is the one player that will become paranoid, but then again I thought that of the Welker until Clark jacked him up - so I could be wrong here.

[stillers4me]

Our team hasn't made it easy on us fans all year (if ever) and I expect this game to be no different. The Cards came to win the game, we just have to want to win it more.

[The_WARDen]

Originally Posted by fansince'76

Probably, but I want the same thing. For once, I'd like to be able to relax in the 2nd half.

That would be nice...one of those 55-10 beatdowns like the 49ers laid on the Broncos that one year...

Wouldn't have to hit my bottle of Tums.

[stillers4me]

55-10? Nobody but us Steelers fans would like that. We'd love it and everyone else would be bored to tears.

[chenzzo]

Originally Posted by Indo

You forgot about blocking both a punt and a field goal attempt, and running them both in

aww man, I sure did!

[The_WARDen]

Originally Posted by stillers4me

55-10? Nobody but us Steelers fans would like that. We'd love it and everyone else would be bored to tears.

oh well...that's the price the rest of the country would have to pay for my comfort!

[stillers4me]

Originally Posted by The_WARDen

oh well...that's the price the rest of the country would have to pay for my comfort!

And my nerves.

[Polamalu Princess]

I want a HUGE win - not too much to ask for - not at all!

[Indo]

It really doesn't matter to me if we get the W by just one point...it's still worth a shiny, silver trophy. The Sixth shiny, silver trophy.


BUT

What I REALLY want is for the Boys to beat the effin' redbirds so badly into the ground that they have to use the Terrible Towel that they wiped the armpit with to wipe the tears from the eyes of that Fuc*ing Mayor Douchebag (in much the same way the '85 Bears crushed the Pre-Cheatriots)