Seahawks are the best!

[Manic D]

Yeah, you know, there's nothing better than a good Seahawk. In fact, I have to have one every morning right after I brush my teeth. Yep I sit down to read a magazine and just like clockwork 5-7 minutes later a fresh Seahawk appears in my toilet. Really Seahawks are the best thing ever! Sometimes when I eat a bunch of Mexican food I'll have a rough Seahawk but it doesn't get me down. To me, there's no such thing as a bad Seahawk. Some people say "Hey man, I just don't like Seahawks. They stink." To them I say "Every Seahawk is a one of God's children. Even the ones that dangle off your ass and take a while to drop in the bowl. Even those Seahawks are good Seahawks." People say to me all the time that I must be the Seahawks number one fan. To them I say: guilty as charged!

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and as the seahawk looked to the heavens, at the steeler who plopped him into this ocean of bliss, he yells, "I knew you didn't want any piece of this shit!"