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Old 04-06-2009, 11:00 PM   #1
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Here are 12 of the most outrageous excuses employees have heard for being late to work:

1. My heat was shut off so I had to stay home to keep my snake warm.

2. My husband thinks it's funny to hide my car keys before he goes to work.

3. I walked into a spider web on the way out the door and couldn't find the spider, so I had to go inside and shower again.

4. I got locked in my trunk by my son.

5. My left turn signal was out so I had to make all right turns to get to work.

6. A gurney fell out of an ambulance and delayed traffic.

7. I was attacked by a raccoon and had to stop by the hospital to make sure it wasn't rabid.

8. I feel like I'm in everyone's way if I show up on time.

9. My father didn't wake me up.

10. A groundhog bit my bike tire and made it flat.

11. My driveway washed away in the rain last night.

12. I had to go to bingo.

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#1 is the most funny.
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Old 04-06-2009, 11:04 PM   #2
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My left turn signal was out so I had to make all right turns to get to work.
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hmm, I might have to try that someday....
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Default Re: Twelve amusing excuses for being late to work

You could probably throw the one I had to use this winter. I couldn't get to work on time because both of my headlights crapped out at the same time and it was still dark outside. My boss was PO'd till I showed him the car and the bulbs.
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11 is funny as hell...

it washed away... lol
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You could probably throw the one I had to use this winter. I couldn't get to work on time because both of my headlights crapped out at the same time and it was still dark outside. My boss was PO'd till I showed him the car and the bulbs.
But yours is actually what has happened, when the other 12 is probably not.
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