Eminem's new video slams Romo, Simpson, Palin and others

[HometownGal]

Originally Posted by Hammer67

Bill is just part of an older generation that doesn't have any comprehension of today's music and culture. I do happen to agree with him that rap and the stuff Eminem puts out there doesn't have any cultural value and can be quite demeaning, but, I think satire is most of Eminem's schtick.

O'Reilly has a lot of views I agree with, and many more that I don't...it's the things like this where he over reacts that make me shake my head. He just sold a lot more Eminenm albulms by even mentioning it...

Well stated, Hammer.

I don't listen to rap at all - a self-inflicted hammer over my head would be less painful, but I know enough about Eminem to know that he is pretty much a satirist in his lyrics and that's his "thang".

I don't care about O'Reilly one way or the other. Like you - I agree with some of his opinions but sometimes, he goes wayyyyyyyyy overboard.

[fansince'76]

Originally Posted by steelreserve

People are still paying attention to Eminem?

Is it 1998?

What he said.

[tony hipchest]

well if you listen to his segment you would think eminem wrote an entire song bashing sarah palin, where he nailed her to a cross, raped her, and then forced her to do his dishes and laundry. atleast thats what i was expecting from his and his guest's (who was a nutbag herself) outrage.

he was litterally calling for all madia news networks and record companies to be just as outraged and blackball him or something.

then you watch the video, and eminem devotes one line out of the entire song to sarah palin where he says something to the effect of "i can be a gentelman. take sarah palin out to dinner and then i will nail her".

o'reily must be a closet homo if he was offended by sarah in a bustier. talk about making a mountain out of a molehill
(literally and figuratively ).

anyways, in the video, he makes fun of star trek, tom cruise and dustin hoffman, and most importantly himself. complete satire. SNL has done far worse.

personally, i got a kick out of tony romo, in uniform, passing cheeseburgers to jessica simpson.

[Preacher]

Well, before anyone praises or condemns... it is usually good to actually read through the lyrics.

Guess Who… You Miss me?... Jessica Simpson sing the chorus

Jessica Simpson – (Eminem)
(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who (chicka) made you *cough, cough*

(VERSE ONE)
Back by popular demand
Now pop a little zantack or ant'-acid if you can
You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand
How does it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand?
Well look at all the massive masses in the stands
Shady man… no don’t massacre the fans
Damn, I think Kim Kardashians a man
She stomped him just cause he asked to put his hands
On her massive glutious maximus again
Squeeze it, then Squish it, then pass it to her friend
Can he come back as nasty as he can
Yes he can,can, don’t ask me this again
He does not mean to lesbian offend
But Lindsay please come back to seeing men
Samantha’s a 2, You're practically a 10
I know you want me girl,
In fact I see your grin - now come in girl

(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
We're the ones who made you

(VERSE TWO)
The enforcer, looking for more women to torture
Walk up to the cutest girl and Charlie Horse her
Sorry Portia, but whats Ellen DeGeneres
Have that I don't, are you telling me tenderness?
Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman
Give me my Ventolin inhaler and 2 zenedrin
And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then
Nail her,'Baby say hello to my little friend' Brit forget K Fed lets cut off the middle man
Forget him or your gona end up in hospital again
And this time it wont be for the Ritalin binge
Forget them other men, girl pay them little attention
A little bit did I mention, that Jennifer's in love with me John Mayer
So sit on the bench
Man I swear them other guys you give em an inch
They take a mile, they got style but it isn't Slim

(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rockstar (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
Were the ones who made you

(VERSE THREE)
And that’s why… my love
You'll never live without ,
I know you want me girl cause I can see you checking me out
And baby, you know, you know you want me too
Don’t try to deny it baby, I’m the only one for you
(Fart)
Damn girl I'm beginning to sprout an Alphalpha
Why should I wash my filthy mouth out
You think that’s bad you should hear the rest of my album
Never has there been so finesse and nostalgia
Man Cash,I don’t mean to mess up your gal but
Jessica Alba put a breast in my mouth but
Wowzers, I just made a mess of my trousers
And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis
Lord help us he's back in his pink Alf shirt
Looking like someone shrinked his outfit
I think hes about to flip
Jessica rest assure, Superman's here to rescue ya
Can you blame me?
You’re my Amy, im your Blake
Matter fact make me a birthday cake
With a saw blade in it to make my jail break
Baby, I think you just met your soul mate
(Now break it down girl)

(CHORUS)
When you walked through the door
It was clear to me (clear to me)
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see (who they came to see)
You’re a … rock star (baby)
Everybody wants you (everybody wants you)
Player… Who can really blame you (who can really blame you)
Were the ones who made you

So baby, baby
Get down, down, down

Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, get down

Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, down down
Baby, get down, get down

Oh Amy, Rehab never looked so good,
I can wait, I'm going back!! HAHA Whooo!

DR DRE, 2020, Yeah

[Godfather]

Meh. I like Palin and I don't see what O'Reilly is so worked up about.

That was no worse than what some of Palin's supporters say, and it was in a song about multiple famous women Eminem wants to bang.

[tony hipchest]

welp. that settles that. hes into torturing women by giving them a charlie horse, and he says (or simulates) "fart".

OUTRAGE!!!!!

hilarious how hypocritobill doesnt bother to defend kim, jessica, or britney (or any of the lesbians).

just queen sarah.

(btw- Godfather "nailed" it) word gee!

infact eminem even says he'd act like a gentleman for queen sara, but would still want a piece of the action.

[Preacher]

What I am REALLY wondering. . .

Is why anyone is actually paying attention to "Oh Really?"

[tony hipchest]

Originally Posted by Preacher

What I am REALLY wondering. . .

Is why anyone is actually paying attention to "Oh Really?"

because him and rush are a very accurate representation of the MAJORITY of the base they represent. just check the ratings. according to him, he is the only one who reports actual news in an unbiassed fashion.

[SteelersMongol]

Eminem being claimed as the most talented white rapper, is false!!! (not kidding)

[Preacher]

Originally Posted by tony hipchest

because him and rush are a very accurate representation of the MAJORITY of the base they represent. just check the ratings. according to him, he is the only one who reports actual news in an unbiassed fashion.

Tony, if you still buy that line of manure. . . you are more naive than I every thought.

"OhReally" makes for good TV. Period. He has no "base."