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Old 05-14-2009, 09:15 AM   #1
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Default You may be Taliban if.........

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you
have a moral objection to beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and
$5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't
afford shoes

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand,
but consider bacon "unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles:
bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't
declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but
routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell
phones have uses other than setting off
roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think
every man should own at least one.

10. You've always had a crush on your
neighbor's goat

The US troops in Afghanistan proved they have retained their sense of humor
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Old 05-14-2009, 11:34 AM   #2
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I like this: 10 out of 10.... very funny
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Old 05-14-2009, 03:11 PM   #3
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lol
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I like 2 and 5 the best.
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#10 is the killer. #4 is funny 2.
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