World's Dumbest: Animal Encounters

[TheWarDen86]

Originally Posted by Dino 6 Rings

I can totally relate to this post.

Seriously, wtf is wrong with people.

Florida, Here's a suggestion if you live in Florida or Australia. Don't SWIM IN THE FCKING LAKES! Seriously. Gators and Crocs will EAT YOU.

Africa, Don't get out of the truck, the Lions will FCKING EAT YOU!

Elephants, Don't hit the Elephant with a stick at the zoo while "training it" its is eventually going to get tired of it and STOMP ON YOU.

Don't going camping in BEAR Country. Don't go Swiming in SHARK Invested Water. Don't go hiking in TIGER JUNGLE. Seriously. Don't go looking for the BLACK MAMBA SNAKE. Don't go hunting the Giant Anaconda!

People are So freaking dumb.

Now, I feel bad for the people that get stalked by a mountain line while having a hike in the woods and have to fight for their lives. But the guy who goes to Grizzly Island and lives with the Bears only to eventually be eaten by one, yeah, that's YOUR BAD DUDE!

I think after work I'll going hiking in WOLF PARK then make take a Dip in GATOR POND.

Dino, I think this is your best post yet dude.....I can't stop laughing.

[Galax Steeler]

Lets not forget about Jeff Irwin getting killed by that sting ray a few years ago.

[Dino 6 Rings]

Originally Posted by JEFF4i

You be quiet, I love MonsterQuest!

So what if they get eaten, at least I'll sees me a 200 foot octopus!

Oh, don't get me wrong, I'm all about Monster Quest. I love that show. I even like the Show River Monsters where this dude goes fishing in Rivers and tries to catch 300 lb fish on his little fishing pole. Its great stuff. But the day he is standing up to his waste in a river and a huge gator sneaks up and bites his arse off, I'm laughing til I piss myself for sure.

Heck yeah, go find the monster, go find the Big Foot out in the great north woods, all alone with one dude and a camera and when its mad that you're sitting in its favorite berry patch and runs over to throttle you, please, be sure, you get the footage and it isn't all grainy or fuzzy. But don't look for sympathy either.

Go hang out on a Ranch in Texas and try to bait the Chupacabra, I'm all about it. Just don't cry when you wake up pale and weak with two little pin holes in your neck where thing thing attacked you while you slept in you canvas tent and drank from you all night.

Pretty much if you put "Monster" in the title of your show, I'm watching. Just know, when you find the monster, and it does what every child knows monsters will do, which is kill you, eat you or scare you til you poop yourself, don't cry about it. And be sure to catch it on film. Please.