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Old 08-04-2009, 02:27 PM   #1
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Wink Women are never satisfied !!

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where
>a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
>entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit
>the store ONLY ONCE !
>You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to
>go up a floor, but you can not go back down except to exit the
>Building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband .
>On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
>Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
>The second floor sign reads:
>Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
>The third floor sign reads:
>Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are
>extremely good looking.
>"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to
>the fourth floor and sign reads:
>Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-
>dead good looking and help with the housework.
>"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
>Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
>Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-
>dead gorgeous, help with th e housework, and have a strong romantic
>She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the
>sign reads:
>Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men
>on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
>impossible to please.
>Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
>Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
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Old 08-05-2009, 11:22 AM   #2
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Default Re: Women are never satisfied !!

Originally Posted by smokin3000gt View Post

A wifey store would only have a lobby and maybe a second floor.
If the first floor of the Wife store said "these women love sex".....No one would ever know if there even was a second floor.
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