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Old 02-10-2010, 06:50 PM   #1
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What to do on an airplane when you find yourself seated next to a real jerk

1. Take out your laptop.

2. Slowly open your laptop.

3. Turn it on.

4. Make certain your neighbor is watching.

5. Open your internet browser.

6. Close your eyes for a few moments open them and then look up to the sky, or the heavens if you will.

7. Breathe deeply and open the site http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html

8. Look at the expression on your neighbor's face.
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Old 02-10-2010, 07:50 PM   #2
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First everyone else would shit a brick.

Then you would shit a brick when everyone else was beating the uck out of you.
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Old 02-10-2010, 07:56 PM   #3
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That is just awesome!
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I feel like I'm on the watch list now...
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Old 02-11-2010, 02:56 PM   #6
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I feel like I'm on the watch list now...
Don't worry. This will go viral once it goes out as email
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Don't worry. This will go viral once it goes out as email
I did my part by sending it to three people.
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I havn't laughed that hard in a very long time.
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